Mango Season

Three men were sentenced to die - a Chinese, a Jamaican, and Trinidadian. On the day they were sentenced to hang, the priest asked each man - "what's your last wish?" The Chinese said "Give me…

$10 Million Lotto Winner

Recently this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings.

He…

2 Bajans And A Bottle Of Lemonade

Two Barbadians on a visit to Guyana, went into a parlour [ cake-shop]. A Guyanese man came into the shop, telling the shopkeeper how hungry he was. He ordered a bottle of lemonade, and then said…

You Know You're Guyanese When....

You know you're Guyanese...

When you go to International Pancake House and ask fuh Dhal & Roti.

When the only word to describe somebody that can't dance is "Pagaley".

When…

Me want Chicken

A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Jamaica and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain consciousness.…

Must Fly First Class

A beautiful young ebony woman dressed in her "batty-riders" with her hair dyed blonde and green-(contact lens)-eyes boards a certain American airline from a certain Caribbean island to go to New York.…

A Big Shot Trini

Big shot trini, Joe grew up in Barataria by Jumbee bridge, then went away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to T&T because he felt he could be a BigShot at home. He really wanted…

3 Questions

A Jamaican is at the Gates of Heaven. St Peter: I have to ask you 3 questions before I can let you in.

Jamaican: No problem

St Peter: Which day of the week begin with the letter "T"?…

3 Men

One day three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large violent river. They needed to get to the other side but had no idea how to do so. The first man prayed to God saying, ‚ÄúPlease God, give…

Ah Cuss Out De Boss

Two West Indians were drinking in a bar and complaining about their boss that he was a real pain in the butt always giving them a hard time. The next day they met

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