Mango Season

Three men were sentenced to die - a Chinese, a Jamaican, and Trinidadian. On the day they were sentenced to hang, the priest asked each man - "what's your last wish?" The Chinese said "Give me a moo goo gai pan." After he ate the meal, they hung him. The Jamaican was next. He said "give me some ackee, saltfish and jerk chicken." After he ate his meal, they hung him too. The Trinidadian then gave his last wish. He said: "Well, its a very long time that I haven't sucked a mango." The priest replied: "Sorry, its not mango season." The Trini replied: Well, I will wait."